I wish I owned all the seasons of sex and the city because right now I’m laying in bed and its 9…. sex in the city is required for this kind of scenario
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ok literally if you take 5 minutes to text me back I will take 6
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the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
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who wants to make out and then nap
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