Not that I am trying to impress you but,
I eject my USB without safely removing,
When your crush says hi to you,
You’re like :
Most irritating thing ever.
Student: “Can I use the bathroom?” Teacher: “I don’t know, CAN YOU?”
When you open a pack of gum in class
When someone says my name in their conversation..
How to properly hide alcohol in pictures you post...
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Beyonce dated, got married, and THEN got pregnant....
i lost a follower….. god damnit.
i don’t give a shit– honey badger (via jeffreydahmer)