June 2012
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chelsmurph: birdinthefamily: coldandpale: i ‘M LAUGHIng  SO HARD IDEK WHY waIT HOLY SHIT I KNOW THIS GUY MITRA MITRA MITRA MITRA IT’S DEVIN AW;EIREOWAIRJAWIOF AHHH lolz high school
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chelsmurph: perspectivveee: britneys-unicorn: partouse: Starships I have never been more terrified in my life i die. stop what just happened
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catholicnun: nosdrinker: talk dirty to me  mud
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Anonymous asked: You remind me of Emma Stone
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I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
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cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
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me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
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The only thing worse than crocs are these
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May 24th
me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave
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Other people during finals:
lolzpicx: Me during finals:
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Still
haven’t gotten asked to prom. I don’t feel like an ugly loser or anything…
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‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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best office moment ever hands down
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snoopdeer: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it  he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
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me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
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The moment when nobody asks you questions when you...
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