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cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
The only thing worse than crocs are these
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me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave
Other people during finals:
lolzpicx: Me during finals:
haven’t gotten asked to prom. I don’t feel like an ugly loser or anything…
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
best office moment ever hands down
snoopdeer: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
The moment when nobody asks you questions when you...