August 2012
Anonymous asked: i bet you fiend goose riots
July 2012
Draco: Nice scar. Where did you get it?
Harry: Thanks. Voldemort gave it to me back in the 80's.
Draco: Vintage. So adorable.
Harry: Thanks. *walks away*
Draco: That is the ugliest effing scar I've ever seen.
lordcheshire:
i don’t understand why those 2 little girls in tutus get to go to every fucking award show and meet everyone like its not my fault my mom didn’t record me rapping and put it on the internet when I was 7 years old
countfrankula:
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
WatchALWAYS REBLOG
pyrop:
my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see”
little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius
god damn i’m funny
mydogsmokes:
yeah my dick slipped into your mouth mid-hug. its what happens. this is real life
stop unfollowing me i have feelings
R.I.P. Those who died in Colorado
Jessica Ghawi, 24
Veronica Moser-Sullivan, 6
John Larimer, 27
Jesse Childress, 29
Alexander Boik, 18
Jonathan Blunk, 26
Rebecca Wingo, 32
Alex Sullivan, 27
Gordon Cowden, 51
Micayla Medek, 23
Alexander Teves, 24
Matthew McQuinn, 27
radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
when I get married, idc I'm having morning sex,...
maykoquinton:
Hey good idea
HAHA
wo-nderland:
does scott disick know how cool he is online
he’s like the opposite to crocs
all hail lord disick
ZAC YOU FORGOT TO THANK YOUR WILDCATS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT ONCE A WILDCAT ALWAYS A WILDCAT WILDCAT WHAT TEAM WILDCATS
person: *doesn't reply*
me: they hate me
me: i hate me
me: everyone hates me
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
